ArnoldC es un lenguaje de programación basado en frases de Arnold Schwarzenegger. Si señores parece un chiste y lo es, pero un chiste que se puede utilizar para hacer programas.
Entre las instrucciones más graciosas tenemos:
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False: I LIED
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True: NO PROBLEMO
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If: BECAUSE I'M GOING TO SAY PLEASE
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Else: BULLSHIT
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EndIf: YOU HAVE NO RESPECT FOR LOGIC
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While: STICK AROUND
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EndWhile: CHILL
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PlusOperator: GET UP
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MinusOperator: GET DOWN
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MultiplicationOperator: YOU'RE FIRED
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DivisionOperator: HE HAD TO SPLIT
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ModuloOperator: I LET HIM GO
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EqualTo: YOU ARE NOT YOU YOU ARE ME
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GreaterThan: LET OFF SOME STEAM BENNET
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Or: CONSIDER THAT A DIVORCE
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And: KNOCK KNOCK
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DeclareMethod: LISTEN TO ME VERY CAREFULLY
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NonVoidMethod: GIVE THESE PEOPLE AIR
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MethodArguments: I NEED YOUR CLOTHES YOUR BOOTS AND YOUR MOTORCYCLE
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Return: I'LL BE BACK
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EndMethodDeclaration: HASTA LA VISTA, BABY
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CallMethod: DO IT NOW
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AssignVariableFromMethodCall: GET YOUR ASS TO MARS
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DeclareInt: HEY CHRISTMAS TREE
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SetInitialValue: YOU SET US UP
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BeginMain: IT'S SHOWTIME
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EndMain: YOU HAVE BEEN TERMINATED
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Print: TALK TO THE HAND
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ReadInteger: I WANT TO ASK YOU A BUNCH OF QUESTIONS AND I WANT TO HAVE THEM ANSWERED IMMEDIATELY
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AssignVariable: GET TO THE CHOPPER
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SetValue: HERE IS MY INVITATION
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EndAssignVariable: ENOUGH TALK
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ParseError: WHAT THE FUCK DID I DO WRONG
Entre otras características ArnoldC corre sobre la plataforma Java, veamos un "hola mundo" con este lenguaje:
IT'S SHOWTIME TALK TO THE HAND "hello world" YOU HAVE BEEN TERMINATED
Veamos un ejemplo de un condicional:
BECAUSE I'M GOING TO SAY PLEASE a TALK TO THE HAND "a is true" BULLSHIT TALK TO THE HAND "a is not true" YOU HAVE NO RESPECT FOR LOGIC
La verdad muy gracioso y se puede probar muy fácilmente:
wget http://lhartikk.github.io/ArnoldC.jar echo -e "IT'S SHOWTIME\nTALK TO THE HAND \"hello world\"\nYOU HAVE BEEN TERMINATED" > hello.arnoldc java -jar ArnoldC.jar hello.arnoldc java hello
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